Foreigners! (Get the rope...)In this time where mindless, knee-jerk xenophobia stretches down its palsied fingers from the very top of the right wing military-corporate establishment, like a plutocratic Nosferatu, it is well to remember that the vast amount of Cornell's talent has come from other shores. Kind of. Granted, Newfoundland and British Columbia share our shores (presumably, we charge them rent), and Ontario doesn't really have a shore at all. But you know what we mean.
Still, even beyond our quiet cousin to the north, other countries have given some small share of their sons to the Carnelian cause. In some cases, they were born and bred. In others, they were transplants who spent much of their life in Canada, but relocated just prior to Cornell's geographically weighted admissions. Ahem.
In any case, here they are, Cornell's democracy-hating, quiche-eating surrender monkeys, from the 95% of the planet that is not North America, and which fervently prays that someday, with our laser-guided help, it too might look like Burbank:
Seasons |
Player |
Country |
| 2007-present | Justin Krueger | Germany |
| 2000-2003 | Doug Murray | Sweden |
| 1998-2001 | Dan Svoboda | Czech Republic |
| 1997-2000 | Frank Kovac | Slovakia |
| 1995-1998 | Jason Elliott | Australia |
| 1993-1995 | Jiri Kloboucek | Czech Republic |
| 1959 | Pete Wheelwright | Bermuda (UK) |